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"Without hurting, without cede we would have nothing. Like the commencement monkey shot into space."
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Lodge

"Hello, companion," said Magnus.

The monkey made a terrible sound, half snarl and half hiss.

"I brainstorm to rather dubiousness the beauty of our friendship," said Magnus."
― Cassandra Clare, The Bane Chronicles

"I am too much alien and non enough monkey to fit in here."
― Melissa St. Hilaire

"Magnus threw the monkey a fig. The monkey took the fig.
"There," said Magnus. "Permit u.s. consider the affair settled."
The monkey advanced, chewing in a menacing style.
"I rather wonder what I am doing here. I savor metropolis life, y'all know," Magnus observed. "The glittering lights, the abiding companionship, the liquid entertainment. The lack of sudden monkeys."
He ignored Giuliana's advice and took a smart step back, and also threw another piece of fruit. The monkey did not take the bait this time. He coiled and rattled out a growl, and Magnus took several more steps back and into a tree.
Magnus flailed on impact, was briefly grateful that nobody was watching him and expecting him to be a sophisticated warlock, and had a monkey assault launched straight to his face.
He shouted, spun, and sprinted through the pelting wood. He did not even think to drop the fruit. It barbarous one past one in a brilliant pour equally he ran for his life from the simian menace. He heard information technology in hot pursuit and fled faster, until all his fruit was gone and he ran right into Ragnor.
"Accept a care!" Ragnor snapped.
He detailed his terrible monkey risk twice.
"But of course you should have retreated at once from the dominant male," Giuliana said. "Are you an idiot? You are extremely lucky he was distracted from ripping out your throat by the fruit. He thought you were trying to steal his females."

"Pardon me, but we did not have the fourth dimension to commutation that kind of personal information," Magnus said. "I could not take known! Moreover, I wish to assure both of yous that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys." He paused and winked. "I didn't actually run into whatever, and so I never got the gamble."
Ragnor looked very regretful about all the choices that had led to his being in this identify and especially in this visitor. Afterwards he stooped and hissed, low enough so Giuliana could not hear and in a style that reminded Magnus horribly of his monkey nemesis: "Did yous forget that yous can do magic?"
Magnus spared a moment to toss a disdainful look over his shoulder.
"I am not going to ensorcel a monkey! Honestly, Ragnor. What do yous accept me for?"
― Cassandra Clare, The Blight Chronicles

"A lion does non flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does non budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an abrasive woodpecker."
― Suzy Kassem, Rise Upward and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

"As for me I volition follow the path of the pink bunnies."
― Magenta Periwinkle

"The monkey didn't assistance matters whatever. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their stop. His face appeared so serene, then intelligent, as if he truly understood the situation. I about wanted him to plough to me and say, 'This is the turning point of the war! We've finally stopped them! We're finally safe!' But instead his little penis popped out and he peed in my face."
― Max Brooks

"Later on Supper the Main dismissed all except Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha the Monk. He took them out with him and said, "Look at that wonderful moolight. It makes me long for the fourth dimension when I can return home."
― Wu Cheng'en, Monkey: The Journeying to the West

"The boatman and so gently guided the raft across. They saw a expressionless body floating. At the sight of this, the Master was greatly frightened. Just Sun smiled and said, "Master practise not exist alarmed! That corpse is none other than your own." Zhu Bajie said, "Information technology is you, it is you!" Sha the Monk clapped his hands, and besides said, "It is you, it is you!" The boatman also remarked "It was yours, I congratulate you." The three pilgrims congratulated him, and they quietly crossed over the Could Ferry in safe. The Master'south shape was inverse, and he jumped ashore on the other side with a very calorie-free body."
― Wu Cheng'en, Monkey: The Journeying to the Westward

"Deep in the shadows, a hot ember from a lit cigarette glows. For a cursory 2d, the light illumines the face of the famous chimp, Bosco, champion bicyclist. He stares back, emotionless, unimpressed. His relentless gaze makes me uncomfortable, self-conscious, intimidated."
― Michael Benzehabe, Persianality

"Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?"
― Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

"Don't take yourself then seriously. Yous're just a monkey with a plan."
― Naval Ravikant

"I concord my costly monkey over the bannister and let information technology drop. Its optics light up when you squeeze its kidneys as whose eyes, I suppose, would not."
― Frederick Buechner, The Alphabet of Grace

"If monkeys knew what human being was going to exist similar, I remember that they would have stopped evolving."
― Anthony T. Hincks

"Life aboard ship was like living in paradise for my agile friend and he could have continued this mode forever if he hadn't discovered a fantabulous new game. When the stevedores were loading or discharging the ship, Peanut would hop onto the edge of the hatch and urinate downward on them. Oh what great fun he had, never thinking that they would object to what he was doing. At beginning they would attempt to catch him just he was far also active for them. Not that I understood what they were saying simply I knew enough to know that the stevedores were shouting Bassa swearwords at him. Frustrated they would flip him the bird as they climbed downward into the hold, foiled again. What a wonderful time Peanut had! His safest refuge was on peak of the Wheel Firm, where the stevedores couldn't go. Sometimes as a place of last resort he would dive through the open porthole into my state room. He didn't similar the Engine Room, every bit an alternating route to safe, since it was as well hot and noisy. Too the engineers didn't much like a monkey messing with their things and who knows what problem he could get into down there?

Peanut, was wonderful entertainment when visitors came aboard. The Pan American flight attendants, they were chosen stewardesses back and so, thought him adorable. I always had roasted peanuts for them to feed him, which he would pick and chew autonomously, littering the deck. The stewardess's that came for my famous pizza parties always tried to pick him up and cuddle with him. Monkeys are unpredictable so I cautioned them to be careful but beingness such a cute piffling guy they seldom were. Ear rings were a favorite piece of jewelry to tug on, causing the ladies to scream. Most frequently he would let go just the wings above their pockets was another matter. Peanut would yank and pull on the insignia until it was his. I knew where he usually hid his loot and so could return their stuff only some of the stewardesses flew home without their wings."
― Helm Hank Bracker, "Salty & Saucy Maine"

"Until we see the monkeys do a round trip to Mars and return in a good for you state, talk of a manned mission to Mars is nothing more than than corporate government propaganda."
― Steven Magee

"The meaningful glances of an animate being immediately raises it into a human category in our minds!"
― Mehmet Murat ildan

"Betrayal is when your companion in a monkey chase describes your head as beingness like that of a monkey."
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu

"A monkey seldom slips on a banana pare."
― VKBoy, Shambala Sect

"If you have been converted easily, or following religion of your ancestors don't think you are an innocent, you are a monkey with a frail identity"
― Jahanshah Safari

"As any Buddhist monk will tell y'all, the mind is a monkey. Given a daily routine, it starting time gets the hang of it, then it gets bored and starts flinging feces. Our simian tenants resent us considering nothing changes enough to continue them tickled. In protestation, they reject to work at summit primate efficiency."
― Thomm Quackenbush, Holidays with Bigfoot

"I'm a divine being trapped within the torso of a monkey, with all its wants and needs!
We don't get forth likewise well."
― Jim Borna

"Gib dem Affen einen Spiegel und er wird zum Menschen. Gib dem Menschen einen Spiegel und er wird zum Affen."
― Peter Rudl

"Monkey Duck!"
― Anthony T. Hincks

"Body before mind, cup before water."
― Moniaristw

"Monkeys may swing from trees, simply gorillas will make a mockery of their heritage."
― Anthony T. Hincks

"monke yes?"
― jesse fanning

"Do non be agape when a monkey sits on your shoulder."
― Anthony T. Hincks

"One little monkey jumping on the bed! She vicious off and bumped her head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: 'No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
― Monkey

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